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This weblog contains information regarding the most important of events. Everyone should memorize every single word on this blog. Practice until you can say the entire blog, word-for-word, without peeking. At that point, you will obtain the title, "Bloggy Blog Master." This is a rare and coveted title. Good luck!
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
About Me
- Name: Matt
- Location: Boulder, Colorado, United States
I'm 6'5" blonde, blue-ish eyes. I majored in math in college after trying a few other majors first. Then I taught math for a couple of years. My biggest goal is to have no goals, and it's really hard to achieve that goal when you make it such a huge goal in your life. It's like trying to chew your teeth. I bet if I were a goalie it would be easier. I have one wife, one dog, and one cat. They are all very cute. Other things about me that you should know: When I am bored, I write e-mails to myself and sign them with "Love, You" I don't think that's narcisistic because I love everybody; I'm not loving myself to the exclusion of others. Also, I'm pretty talented at making plays using our stuffed animals. Finally, I rarely ask people for money, but if you could spare a few hundred thousand dollars, I'd be much obliged. Thanks. Oh, I also like to commit people to contracts without their prior knowledge. For example, reading any of the words in this bio constitutes an agreement between the reader and me in which the reader agrees to pay me that few hundred thousand dollars I mentioned earlier. Have a GREAT day!!
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Drive safe. Until we meet again my friends . . . courage.
PS: Gina thinks Sam's girlfriend sounds cute.
Oh, that's too bad. She's taken.
damn.
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